Me and Anakin Skywalker

girls don't want boys…

You know the question that floats around social media every so often — if you’re kidnapped, and told to keep updating social media like nothing is wrong, what would you post to let everyone know you’re in trouble?

My answer has always been that I’d rank the Star Wars movies with Attack of the Clones at #1.

Well.

Last year, during the nine days leading up t…