December 8: The Life-Changing Magic of Poisoning Your Husband

a reprint poem

Does he spark joy?

You love him.
You're sure you love him.
You married him, so you must love him.

He loves you.
Sometimes he gets angry but
it's not his fault. He loves you.

It's okay that you aren't using your PhD.
—that you never went back for your Master's.
——that you didn't get to finish school.

He does not spark joy.

Arsenic is the best-known poiso…